Gerald Klein DBA
Linux registered user #548580
The below contributed statements are well....funny and I apologize if someone is offended.....not.
Unix is user-friendly. It just isn't promiscuous about which users it's friendly with. - Steven King
Frustrated Windows users have two options.
1. Resort to throwing computers out of windows.
2. Resort to throwing Windows out of computers
Ever realized that if you play Windows CD backwards you'll hear satanic messages?
But that's nothing! If you play it forward it will install Windows.
"Ubuntu" -- an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck, is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
"being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed" – Unknown
Customer: I'm running Windows...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working !
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.
The box said "Requires Windows 98 or better."
So I installed Linux.
I ran the Microsoft Malicious Software Removal tool
but Internet Explorer is still installed on my computer.